Chelsea is a beautiful creature of a peculiar nature. She is often starving or not hungry in the least, but she is dangerous in her hungry state. Possibly the sexiest creature on the planet, the Chelsea naturally has the powers of seduction and can manipulate your emotions without you realizing it. Be careful never to walk into the home of a Chelsea before announcing yourself, for she may be naked. Overall, Chelsea is a pleasure to be around, a treat to look at, and always smells nice. Don’t mess with her though… she will kill you.

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reekrhymes:

chelsea’s blog: a fanfiction

chelsea wakes up at an appropriate time and sighs. After staring at her wallet sized photo of Kit Harington for a minimum of 20 minutes, she puts a lowball effort into the rest of her daily activities before once again resuming her duties as a blogger on Tumblr. As she is already re logged in, she wastes no amount of time checking her messages. She clicks the red alert symbol with anticipation.

The first message reads “SHUT UP AND CHECK UR PRIVLEIEGE U SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC RACIST MONSTER”

The second and third read ” Why do you use a “*” in your game of thrones tag”

The last is a message from Nana also telling her to check her prievivilge, and also appears to contain some assorted Theon feel feels, of which Chelsea cares not”

She quickly responds to the messages, and then reminds Nana to make moar Jon Snow stuff before reblogging everything in the Game of Thrones tag twice. 

Once she’s completed her blogging dusties, she then resumes writing one shot fanfictions of a 9 year old girl and a teenage boy.

The day is finally over, and Chelsea winds down by crying loudly about where her life has gone before making her dinner and once again failing to kill herself via posting unpopular opinions on tumblr and waiting for an angry stan to track her down and murder her in her bed. 

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(Source: a-l-ancien-regime, via bandofbrothels)

justinrampage:

Travel posters are great and all, but why go to a far off land when you can be lazy!? Caldwell Tanner’s group of such posters caters to us online junkies.

Blasting around on the internet, video games, at home and watching television is paradise!

Travel Posters for Lazy People by Caldwell Tanner (Tumblr) (Twitter)

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Anonymous asked:
What are your tracked tags?

My tracked tags are as follows

• @azorahai
• azorahai

I’d like to think all of the people involved in the making of my tracked tags and since there is no one involved but me i’d like to think myself. 

Thank you, Chelsea.

You’re welcome, Chelsea.

Conceited, Narcissistic, Fucked Up blog ‘11 (soon to be ‘12)